Par 5, 505 yards
This hole is miserable for my lefty slice. A long branch just past the ladies tee won't let me shape it, and no-person's-land long grass waits to the left. Up ahead, a fairway tree obstructs most second shots.
I slice my 3-wood into the long stuff and hack out with a 5-wood. The hackwork is just beginning. After another 5-wood and a 7-wood I pitch into a bunker, then slam my sand blast so hard the ball actually catches the tall lip and caroms sideways onto the apron. I two-putt for my second snowman of the day. 8.